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A face without freckles is like a sky without stars. |
A luxury once enjoyed becomes a necessity. |
An optimist laughs to forget, a pessimist forgets to laugh. |
A wise man sees as much as he should, not as much as he can. |
A wise person escapes temptation and leaves no forwarding address. |
Bacteria: the only culture some people have. |
Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment. |
Be of use, but don't be used. |
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation. |
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. |
Duty over desire - may that inspire. |
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. |
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. |
Examine what is said, not who speaks. |
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. |
Foot: A device for finding furniture in the dark. |
For people who like peace and quiet: a phone less cord. |
Goals are dreams with deadlines. |
He who angers you controls you! |
Hospital is a place where they wake you up to give you a sleeping pill. |
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand! |
I am sorry I offended you - I should have lied. |
I close my eyes in order to see. |
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. |
Ideas are funny little things, they won't work unless you do. |
If you want a thing well done, do it yourself. |
If you want breakfast in bed, then start sleeping in the kitchen. |
If you want something done, ask someone who is busy! |
"I'm a lawyer." ... "Honest?" ... "No, the usual kind." |
It is a poor workman who blames his tools. |
If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. |
Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens. |
Love: the only game that two can play and both can win. |
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. |
Never mistake motion with action. |
No answer is also an answer. |
Nobody plans to fail, they just fail to plan. |
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway. |
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. |
On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Available in multipacks. |
On the other hand, you have different fingers. |
Only boring people get bored. |
People forget what you said. People forget what you did. But people never forget how you made them feel. |
Reach for the moon. If you miss, you may fall on a star. |
Rich earn; smart learn. |
Silence is the ultimate weapon of power. |
Some people take too much of vitamin "I". |
Stupidity is NOT a handicap! PARK ELSEWHERE! |
Temptation resisted is the true measure of character. |
The best things in life aren't things. |
The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment. |
The collapse of character begins with compromise. |
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. |
The older I get, the older old is. |
The only stupid question is the question you don't ask. |
The only thing you have to do is breathe; Everything else is just optional. |
There are three sides to any story, my side, his side and the truth. |
There are two theories about arguing with women. Neither one works. |
To accomplish something, the first person you have to defeat is yourself. |
To err is human, to blame it on someone else is more human. |
To truly hear you must quiet the mind. . |
Triumph is "umph" added to try. |
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping. |
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare. |
Walk the words you talk and talk the words you walk. |
We can only create what we can imagine. |
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. |
What really matters is what happens in us- not to us. |
When no one is watching, live as if someone is. |
When we learn all the answers, they change the questions. |
Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything. |
Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something |
Without risk there is no opportunity for gain. |
Wit is educated insolence. |
You don't get old, you just become a classic. |
You may only be one person in the world, but to one person you may be the world. |
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends. |
Your worst humiliation is only someone else's momentary entertainment. |
You either have to be first, best, or different. Or all of these. |
You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because your all the same. |