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A face without freckles is like a sky without stars.
A luxury once enjoyed becomes a necessity.
An optimist laughs to forget, a pessimist forgets to laugh.
A wise man sees as much as he should, not as much as he can.
A wise person escapes temptation and leaves no forwarding address.
Bacteria: the only culture some people have.
Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.
Be of use, but don't be used.
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak.
Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
Duty over desire - may that inspire.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet.
Examine what is said, not who speaks.
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
Foot: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
For people who like peace and quiet: a phone less cord.
Goals are dreams with deadlines.
He who angers you controls you!
Hospital is a place where they wake you up to give you a sleeping pill.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
I am sorry I offended you - I should have lied.
I close my eyes in order to see.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Ideas are funny little things, they won't work unless you do.
If you want a thing well done, do it yourself.
If you want breakfast in bed, then start sleeping in the kitchen.
If you want something done, ask someone who is busy!
"I'm a lawyer." ... "Honest?" ... "No, the usual kind."
It is a poor workman who blames his tools.
If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens.
Love: the only game that two can play and both can win.
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Never mistake motion with action.
No answer is also an answer.
Nobody plans to fail, they just fail to plan.
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Available in multipacks.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Only boring people get bored.
People forget what you said. People forget what you did. But people never
forget how you made them feel.
Reach for the moon. If you miss, you may fall on a star.
Rich earn; smart learn.
Silence is the ultimate weapon of power.
Some people take too much of vitamin "I".
Stupidity is NOT a handicap! PARK ELSEWHERE!
Temptation resisted is the true measure of character.
The best things in life aren't things.
The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment.
The collapse of character begins with compromise.
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
The older I get, the older old is.
The only stupid question is the question you don't ask.
The only thing you have to do is breathe; Everything else is just optional.
There are three sides to any story, my side, his side and the truth.
There are two theories about arguing with women. Neither one works.
To accomplish something, the first person you have to defeat is yourself.
To err is human, to blame it on someone else is more human.
To truly hear you must quiet the mind. .
Triumph is "umph" added to try.
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping.
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
Walk the words you talk and talk the words you walk.
We can only create what we can imagine.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
What really matters is what happens in us- not to us.
When no one is watching, live as if someone is.
When we learn all the answers, they change the questions.
Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.
Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they
have to say something
Without risk there is no opportunity for gain.
Wit is educated insolence.
You don't get old, you just become a classic.
You may only be one person in the world, but to one person you may be the
world.
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
Your worst humiliation is only someone else's momentary entertainment.
You either have to be first, best, or different. Or all of these.
You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because your all the same.
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